Now this is a creative solution:

Senior health care solution

  Senior Health Care Solution
So you're a senior citizen and the government says no health care for
you, what do you do?  
Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets.  You are
allowed to shoot 2 - Senators and 2 - Congressmen.
Of course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get 3
meals a day, a roof over your head, and all the health care you need!  
New teeth, no problem.  Need glasses, great..  New hip, knees, kidney,
lungs, heart?  All covered..  
And who will be paying for all of this?  The same government that just
told you that you are too  old for health care.  Plus, because you are
a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income taxes anymore..

 
IS THIS A GREAT COUNTRY OR WHAT?!